July 2010
3 posts
I have so many that I couldn’t really think...
Because I have nothing else to do
I’ll take the 30 day tumblr challenge. :]
Day 01 — Your favorite song
Day 02 — Your favorite movie
Day 03 — Your favorite television program
Day 04 — Your favorite book
Day 05 — Your favorite quote
Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy
Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad
Day 09 — A photo you took
Day 10 — A photo of you taken over...
June 2010
2 posts
I have to write a 5 page essay about managment...
…and I’m in design school. What the hell, man.
I had a dream that I smoked the fattest blunt with...
It was pretty epic.
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
3 posts
PAYDAY TOMORROW
and I am going to do my pay day dance.
And then cry after I pay my phone bill, tuition deposit, and registration fee.
"Some women choose to follow men, and some women...
-Lady Gaga
I am too much in love with my life
to fall in love with someone else.
I love knowing the fact that the biggest and boldest decision I’ve made in my life was the best decision. I love where I’m at right now, and where I’m going to be. I’m too much in love with my life to share it with anyone else. And too much in love with the flow of motion and flight to be anchored down.
And I am being, to the fullest...
March 2010
10 posts
Story of my life
in·de·ci·sive [in-di-sahy-siv]
–adjective 1. characterized by indecision, as persons; irresolute; undecided. 2. not decisive or conclusive: a severe but indecisive battle. 3. lacking definition; vague or indistinct: the indecisive outline of the distant hills. 4. Jessica Balacy
SOMEBODY BUY THIS FOR MEEEEEEEE.
I’ll love you forever.
I frickin hate being broke. I need a jobbbbbbbbb. =(
I need some painting materials. And my guitar. I need some kind of artistic outlet. I need MONAYYY.
I have such a low tolerance for things that annoy me when I’m on my ma’i. In combination with bloating and cramps, I feel like a pufferfish. A big fat bitchy bleeding pufferfish.
And living in a house full of crazy boys…god, I want to strangle a deer.
“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”
Good book.
Can’t believe I finished this shit in a day. I have too much time on my hands.
I tried generating a Tumblr Cloud.
But then I got rejected for not having enough activity. :( Boo me.
WHATEVER! Like I need some gay ass cloud to go and tell me what I blog about.
WHY IS SUBLIME SO AWESOME?!
Seriously.
Ignorance is annoying
So a couple of days ago, I accompanied my aunty in the hour drive out to Wilmington for an appointment. As I sat in the waiting room, I picked up a magazine and began to sift through it to pass the time. It was then I came across an ad from this company called Venus Surf Adventures, promoting surf camps for women. These surf camps can either take place in Costa Rica or Hawai’i.
I thought...
I know what your problem is
and everyone else’s. Mine included. The reason why we scream, “FUCK THE WORLD!”. Why we hate our heart and the ones who broke it.
Dependency. Even the self proclaimed “independent” beings succumb to the consequences of depending on someone and suffer from the despondency it causes. No one is entirely independent. And if anyone ever claims to be so, it’s a...
February 2010
20 posts
I'm such a nerd
that I’m willing to punch someone in the face to go back to school right now.
Math time!
-$73.61 a month for T-mobile + $75.64 a month for Sallie Mae (starting May) = $149.25 a month for the next ten years of my life.
-$575.50 for an obligation I need to pay off for school + $150 for my best friend to send my crap = $ 725.50 more I need to fork up by the end of the year.
-And I really, really really want to go to Florida. So, with that being said, About $280 for a roundtrip ticket +...
Having a full fledged Boricua for an Uncle = learning all the bad words en Espanol.
Snow this weekend. Apparently for sure this time. :]
R.I.P. Music Television
So, word on the street says that the television show, MTV, is changing its logo by killing off the “Music Television” portion that had been there for nearly 30 years now. MTV says that its ‘new’ logo represents a more diverse and visually stimulating channel that connects with todays generation.
I say, it’s about damn time. The station should’ve changed...
Job hunting: How fun.
So I realized that I wont’ be able to go back to school as soon as I would’ve liked to. Great. I am going to graduate when I’m old and crusty.
I can’t believe the same writer from JUNO wrote this shit.
“Study the past if you would divine the future.”
– Confucius
I wish I had a ton of money. I can come up with a never-ending list of shit I’d waste it on.
And I’m in need of a guitar. Seriously.
Solitude + Aqueous Transmission = a damn good...
THE SEASON 4 FINALE OF DEXTER WAS BULLSHIT!
Good, but BULLFUCKINGSHIT. And the shit of every other organism out there. I still love you, but you guys just lost a gajillion cool points.
Bad habits
I tend to waste the majority of my time on things that don’t matter. On people that don’t matter. In the time that I spend day dreaming or playing out scenes in my head, I could have used it to do things that needed to be done.
Instead I let these things pile up and let life slip right under my nose.
So, In my attempt to remember the important things I have to physically record...
DEATH BY PLASTIC!
This is it guys!! Do not underestimate the power of legos. This tiny, insignificant, plastic, piece of shit toy nearly had a 9 year old boy suspended for bringing it along with him to his school.
I honestly can’t find a solid reason for punishment but this poor fourth grader had to be dragged to the principal’s office to be reprimanded and forced to sign a statement, all in the...
January 2010
11 posts
Placement Tests
Ah, The COMPASS Test: a college placement test that assesses the skill level of incoming students. It evaluates our knowledge in math and English and then places us in an appropriate level and connects us to resources that help us achieve success. Because that’s what college is all about. Every single one of these post-secondary education institutions is infested with passionate staff...
The art of starting over
I’m a fuck up. Need proof? Just take a look at my transcripts. I’ve got so many Ds and Fs that I was able to come up with so many acronyms without using the same grade twice:
Dumb Fuck, Fuckin Failure, Disappointing Flat-chested Fat Fuck…
…Okay, I’m exaggerating. But you get the picture. My GPA is more of a burden than anything.
And it gets better (all...
Fuckin Rollercoasters
He’s I’m giving me myself whiplash.
Independent my ass
Take a girl away from familiar territory and you will see the person she really is.
And, might I add, most people cannot handle it. A lot of them begin to realize just how much dependency they had on their environment: on the people they surround themselves with, the little daily rituals they subconsiously perform to keep themselves sane, the gossips they partake in, the reputations they...
FACEBOOK HIATUS!
Effective today. Just another one of my moods. Probably will be back on but for now, fuck it.
Sick of seeing things I don’t want to. The internet is gay. Dexter is a better alternative.
And phone conversations are much, much better.
I. Want. Bud.
Perfect
Most girls fantasize about their perfect night. I, on the other hand, like to fantasize my perfect morning.
I just wanna wake and bake in my boyfriend’s bed, blow some smoke over his way and watch him wake up with the biggest and most beautiful smile on his face, greet him with a cannabis filled kiss, finish a bowl or two, and have him whip me up the most awesome breakfast ever while I...
01.15.2010
Humans, by nature, are not monogamous. We are not like geese, who cease to ever mate again, even if their mates are killed. We humans are not that faithful. This doesn’t necessarily mean we’re entitled to being whores but even if we do remain faithful to our partner, we’ll still fantasize. We still wonder what it’s like to have sex with that random hot guy sitting in...
So I’ve noticed that a lot of you little ladies back home has been poopin out little bundles of joys lately.
Babies must be the latest trend, no?